"Avast! Six souls met Davy Jones 'cause of a scallywag's fire, with more in a pickle!"
2024-10-01
Arrr, me hearties! They be callin’ it a foul deed aboard the iron sea vessel, where two scallywags from Palestine let loose their iron balls! But alas, no crew be claimin’ the treasure of blame. Just a right jolly mess, I say!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round while I spin ye a yarn of mischief that unfolded upon a metal contraption called a light rail train! Aye, the scallywags of authority be shoutin' from the rooftops that this here incident was a dastardly act o' terror, perpetrated by two landlubber gunmen hailing from the shores of Palestine. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!Now, ye see, these ruffians took to the train like a seagull to a ship’s biscuit, lettin' loose their leaden projectiles. But lo and behold, no flag was waved nor a parley called to claim this vile deed! It be as if they set sail without a name, leavin' the world wonderin' who be the true scallywags behind this treachery.