The Booty Report

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"Avast, mateys! Ye be seein' a ruckus where Iranians be launchin' cannonballs at Israel! What a jolly hullabaloo!"

2024-10-01

Arrr! Some cannonballs be thwarted by the Israeli sky guards, but a fair few still found their mark on the land o' Israel, as per the scribblin's of The Times. A right ruckus it be, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the briny deep of current events! It appears the landlubbers of Israel found themselves in a right pickle, dodgin' a hailstorm of missiles like a sailor avoidin' a kraken!

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