"Arrr! 23andMe be sinkin’ like a leaky ship! Can they swab their way to safety, matey?"
2024-10-01
Arrr, matey! The grand treasure hunt for home DNA be all but sunk! 23andMe be sailin' in murky waters, searchin' for ways to keep their ship afloat! Avast, what be next on the horizon, a map to me ancestry or a parrot that squawks me lineage? Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I come bearing news from the treacherous seas of DNA testing! The grand adventure o' home DNA testing be at its end, and the infamous ship, 23andMe, be flounderin' like a fish outta water. Aye, the treasure chests be empty, and the crew be scratchin' their noggins, wonderin' what mischief to pursue next!