Arrr! The UK's gone coal-free, matey! First time in 142 years! Blimey, what be they burnin’ now, fairy dust?
2024-10-01
Arrr! With the closing o' Ratcliffe-on-Soar come Monday, the British Isles be castin' aside their trusty black gold! No more coal to stoke the fires fer electricity, mateys! 'Tis a grand day for the wind and sun to take the helm, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, fer I bring tidings of the swabs at Ratcliffe-on-Soar! Aye, the coal be dead and buried, as this here Monday marked the final curtain call for the black gold that powered our English shores. The grand ol’ coal furnace be no more, and it’s time to raise a tankard to the end of an era!