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Arrr! That scallywag, once a Jaguar, claims he be robbed of $22M by FanDuel’s devilish temptations!

2024-10-01

Arrr, me hearties! Ex-Jags matey Amit Patel be settin' sail fer the courts o' New York, claimin' that FanDuel be a scallywag, lurin' him into the treacherous waters of his own gambling plunder! Avast, what a sticky mess of a tale!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend ye ear to this tale of a scallywag, Amit Patel, erstwhile cog in the wheel o’ the Jacksonville Jaguars, who’s landed himself in the brig for pocketin’ a treasure trove o’ $22 million doubloons from his own crew! Sentenced to a lengthy 6½ years, our wayward lad was caught red-handed exploitin’ the team’s virtual credit card to live like a king—buyin’ properties, flyin’ high on private jets, and, alas, drownin’ in the murky seas of online sports gambling.

Now, this misguided buccaneer be pointin’ the finger at FanDuel, a betting company he claims lured him into the treacherous waters of addiction. In true pirate fashion, he’s filed a lawsuit for a monstrous $250 million, sayin’ they knew he was an NFL worker and yet still tempted him with shinies and incentives galore! His lawyer, Matthew Litt, be arguin’ that while the gambler ain’t blameless, FanDuel played the role of the siren, callin’ him deeper into the abyss.

Patel, who claimed over a million credits and a personal host bombardin’ him with messages, still spent the plunder after bein’ let go by the Jaguars. Yarrr, it seems the only thing he hit was rock bottom! And thus, our tale of folly unfolds, as the tides of greed and addiction crash against the shores of consequence!

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