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"Arrr, 15 queries fer Walz in the grand VP skirmish, matey! Let the jests and jibes commence!"

2024-10-01

Arrr matey! The bias of them ABC debate scallywags against Captain Trump be clearer than a siren’s song! Even the jesters on “SNL” took a jab, with Andrew Dismukes, fancy as a parrot, saying, “I wished me handsomeness stole the show, but alas, 'twas me bias instead, savvy?”

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of political jestin’! Not three weeks past, on the treacherous waters of ABC’s presidential debate, the moderators were as biased against Donald Trump as a one-legged parrot favorin’ a landlubber. Aye, the winds of favoritism blew strong and foul!

Now, lo and behold! The very next weekend, the crew of “Saturday Night Live” set sail with a jolly skit to poke fun at this blatant bias. Young Andrew Dismukes, dressed finer than a captain at a ball, took on the guise of ABC’s own David Muir and jested, “I had hoped the takeaway of the debate I moderated would be my striking good looks.” Aye, the lad was as full of himself as a seagull on a treasure chest!

But alas, the true treasure they found was the question of whether the good Muir was favorin’ the Democrats! “Which, duh...” he beamed, lettin’ the world know he be as subtle as a cannon blast. So, raise yer tankards and laugh, for the seas of politics be filled with shenanigans and mirth! Yarrr!

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