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Arrr! CBS be settin’ sail with a QR code fer live truth-bustin’ during the vice captain’s squabble!

2024-10-01

Ahoy, mateys! CBS News be settin’ sail on a crafty course fer Tuesday’s vice presidential squabble! They be plasterin’ a QR code on the screen fer yer treasure huntin’ pleasure whilst Sen. JD Vance and Gov. Tim Walz duel it out like scallywags in a tavern brawl! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale of the CBS scallywags who be settin' sail on a new scheme fer their vice presidential debate! Aye, it be true, they be tryin' to make the clashing of Sen. JD Vance from Ohio and Gov. Tim Walz from Minnesota as fair as a pirate’s code, which be as slippery as a fish in a barrel!

This week, the crafty crew at CBS devised a jolly good idea: a QR code to grace the screen like a treasure map! Aye, during the grand showdown, folks can scan that little scoundrel with their magic boxes—smartphones, they call 'em these days. They be hopin’ it’ll allow landlubbers to join in the fray, raisin’ their voices and ridin’ the waves of opinion right from the comfort of their own ships!

So, prepare yer eyes, ye salty sea dogs, for the debate be comin’ on Tuesday, and it promises to be a spectacle worth plunderin’. With Vance and Walz battlin' it out, and a QR code to boot, it be like watchin’ two ships in a bottle, but with more bluster and less rum! Raise yer tankards, for the debate be nigh!

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