"Arrr matey! The Israel sea dogs claim them missiles be flyin' from Iran to their shores! Avast, what a hullabaloo!"
2024-10-01
Arrr! The scurvy dogs o' Iran be hurlin' a cannonade o' over a hundred fireballs at Israel's shores! Sirens be blarin' in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, makin' folks jump like fish outta water! This be a mightier ruckus than last April, I tells ye! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of land! In the dark depths of the Levant, a storm brews, and it ain’t just the weather! From the shores of Iran, a veritable barrage of over a hundred fiery missiles be launched, targetin' the fair lands of Israel! Aye, the sirens be screamin' louder than a banshee in a tempest in the fine cities of Tel Aviv and Jerusalem!