Arrr, Trump be pointin' fingers at Biden and Harris fer Iran's mischief with Israel—savin' the world be no easy treasure!
2024-10-01
Arrr! That scallywag Trump be throwin’ shade at Biden and his matey Harris, all because them rascally Iranians let loose their cannonballs upon Israel. Aye, he be spittin’ fire like a dragon, claimin’ they be sailin’ the ship of state right into a stormy sea!
Avast ye landlubbers! Just hours 'fore the great vice presidential debate, the former captain o' the ship, Donald Trump, unleashed a tirade at a Wisconsin rally, takin' aim at Biden's crew over Iran's audacious assault on Israel, a right historic cannonade of 181 ballistic missiles, matey! Arrr, Trump be sayin', "I've been spoutin' about World War III for ages, and lo! I be right as rain!" He claims ol’ Joe and Kamala be non-existent like a ghost ship on a foggy night.With a belly full o’ bluster, Trump accused the Biden administration o’ makin' Iran richer than a pirate with a chest o' gold doubloons, claimin' they now be sittin' on a treasure o' $300 billion! He ranted about how they’re flushin' cash to our foes like it's a bar tab—“They be payin' $6 billion fer every hostage!” he hollered, makin' the crowd roar like a ship's crew on a wild night.
The U.S. Navy swooped in like an avastin' rescue crew, shootin' down many missiles aimed at Israel, while ol’ Biden and Kamala were keepin' a watchful eye from their quarters. Sullivan, the national security first mate, called the attack a "significant escalation," but with no casualties reported, the situation seems more like a raucous tavern brawl than a full-blown ship battle! Aye, it be a right peculiar day on the high seas of politics!