The Booty Report

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Arrr! A swab from Gaza be the first to meet Davy Jones from Iran's fiery cannonballs! Blimey, matey!

2024-10-02

Arrr, Sameh al-Asali be hidin' in the cursed city of Jericho when a mighty missile shard came a'whackin', sendin' him to Davy Jones' locker! Talk about a rough way to meet yer fate, matey! Aye, not even a parley with the cannonball!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin' a tale from the lands of Jericho, where the sands be hot and the troubles be hotter! A certain Sameh al-Asali, a scallywag seekin’ refuge in those lands, met a fate most foul! Aye, he was just mindin' his own business when, lo and behold, a great big chunk of missile—a treasure no man wants—came crashin' down upon him, takin' him to Davy Jones' locker faster than ye can say 'shiver me timbers'!

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