Arrr, Tim Walz be sportin' a blunderbuss in his chariot fer pheasant huntin' post gridiron shenanigans! Har har!
2024-10-02
Arrr, Governor Walz, that landlubber from Minnesota, be spillin' his tales o' firearms in the grand debate! He claims to stash a shootin' iron in his trusty vessel to bag them feathered pheasants. Aye, huntin' with style, like a true scallywag of the high seas!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I regale ye with the tale of Minnesota's Gov’nor Tim Walz, a scallywag who fancies himself a football coach and a hunter of the gallant pheasant! Aye, he’s been boastin’ about his time as an assistant coach at Mankato West High School, claimin’ he kept a shotgun in his carriage for post-practice hunts. Blimey, what a life!During a recent debate, he strutted his stuff, yappin’ ‘bout the need for gun control, while casually droppin’ phrases about makin’ pals with school shooters. Aye, that’s a bold claim, seafarin’ folks! He be changin’ his tune on firearms since meetin’ the sorrowful parents of Sandy Hook, but me thinks he still holds dear to his pheasant shootin’ ways.
Walz prattles on ‘bout his superior huntin’ prowess over his rivals, claimin’ he could outshoot ‘em all. He even organized the grand Governor’s Pheasant Huntin’ Opener! Yet, alas, his feathered friends be dwindlin’, with populations takin’ a nosedive in parts of the land. What irony, me hearties! A hunter of the birds yet a contributor to their plight!
So, raise yer tankards to Tim Walz, the huntin’ coach, who hopes to prove that even a high school football coach can sail through the stormy seas of politics — albeit with a few feathers ruffled along the way!