"Arrr, Trump be shoutin' fer Pete Rose’s Hall o' Fame! 'Induct the lad before he meets Davy Jones!' Har har!"
2024-10-02
Avast, mateys! After the great Pete Rose, king of hits, sailed to Davy Jones' locker, former captain Trump be hollerin’ for the ol' sea dog to claim his treasure in Cooperstown! Yarr, what a ruckus over a bat and a bit o’ history!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for there be news from the high seas of baseball! The former captain of the good ship Oval Office, Donald Trump, be weighin’ anchor on the matter of Pete Rose, the notorious hit king who sailed into Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 83. Aye, Pete be a legend with a legacy as tangled as a sailor’s knot, for though he had more hits than a ship’s hull has barnacles, he found himself marooned on the permanently ineligible list due to a wee gamble or two.Trump, that scallywag of opinion, cried out, “The GREAT Pete Rose just died! He deserves a place in the Hall of Fame now!” His words sailed faster than a cannonball, demandin’ the baseball lords grant Rose entry before the mourners could even gather for his wake! While MLB offered their condolences, they keepin’ the gate locked tighter than a treasure chest, refusin’ to let the ol' Captain of the Reds cross the threshold into Cooperstown.
With accolades galore—17 All-Star nods, three World Series titles, and the title of "Charlie Hustle"—one must wonder if a bet on baseball be worth more than the glory of a Hall of Fame induction. So raise yer tankards for Pete Rose, the hit king whose legacy still be stirrin' the waters long after his voyage has ended!