Avast! David Axelrod be callin' out Tim Walz for skedaddlin' from the telly—'tis a right puzzlin' spectacle!
2024-10-02
Arrr! Former matey Obama’s right-hand man, David Axelrod, be takin’ a jibe at Kamala Harris for settin’ sail with Tim Walz, the shy governor! He be hidin' from the cameras, leavin’ him as lost as a ship in a foggy night at a CNN debate! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lad named Tim Walz, who be dodging the bright lights of the telly like a scallywag avoids a kraken! David Axelrod, a wise old sea dog from the Obama crew, be scratchin' his head, wonderin' why Walz be hidin' from the media like a landlubber afraid of a cannon blast!"By thunder!" Axelrod exclaimed, "When ye be runnin' for vice captain, ye best be showin' yer face! How be anyone to know ye if ye be as absent as a ghost ship?" It seems Walz, who once sailed the seas of media before bein’ nominated, has now turned tail and fled from the cameras, much to the confusion of the good Axelrod.
Harris, the lady captain of the ship, has faced her own share of squalls, avoidin' the press like they be a swarm of angry hornets. But fear not! She has finally emerged from her lair, givin’ a few interviews and even rubbin’ elbows with the likes of Oprah! But only time will tell if ol’ Walz will muster the courage to face the media, or if he’ll remain a mysterious phantom in the political seas! Arrr!