Arrr, matey! This Jersey lass be sayin’ she ain’t too fussed ‘bout lads in the lasses’ washrooms! Hahaar!
2024-10-02
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from New Jersey, a lass who once shot hoops, be settin' sail for Congress! She says she be "not super worried" 'bout swabs of the male kind lurkin' in the fair maidens' locker rooms. Aye, what a jolly jest that be!
This fine wench, a former basketball buccaneer from Columbia, be spoutin’ wisdom at a town hall, sayin’ the real treasure be givin’ young scallywags a chance to compete and find their crew. She be championin’ the rights of the fairer sex, talkin’ 'bout gettin' equal access to gym treasures, good referees, and fair pay! Aye, the true plunderers of women’s sports be the lack of resources, not the presence of trans mates in the locker room.
But beware, for the tides be turnin’! The winds of public opinion are shiftin’ faster than a ship’s sails. A survey shows more landlubbers believe athletes ought to play according to their biological birthright than ever before—69% they say! Altman, she be respectin’ all genders but knows the seas be rough when it comes to these debates. Hoist the colors, for this election be a toss-up, and the battle for New Jersey's 7th District be fierce indeed!