The Booty Report

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Arrr, fans be a-squawkin' over Coldplay's India loot, even bringin' the law 'round to lend an ear!

2024-10-02

Arrr, when 13 million scallywags be tryin’ to snag tickets fer the jolly band’s Mumbai shindig, the cursed ticketin’ site went belly up! Those left high and dry be wailin’ like lost sea dogs, complainin’ to both the internet and the king’s men! What a right ruckus, I say!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin o’ a mighty ruckus that unfolded in the bustling port o’ Mumbai. It be a grand spectacle, ye see, when a band of jolly sea shanty singers announced their arrival, causin’ the hearts o’ thirteen million landlubbers to flutter like a flag in a tempest!

But lo and behold, as the faithful flocked to secure their precious tickets, the cursed ticketin’ site, that wretched scallywag, up and collapsed like a shipwrecked vessel! Aye, it were chaos! The cries of the disappointed echoed through the digital seas like the wails of lost souls. “Foul play!” they bellowed, raisin’ their fists at the heavens and the authorities alike, demandin’ justice for their scuttled dreams.

As the lucky few danced with glee upon snaggin’ their treasured passes, the rest brewed a storm of complaints, takin’ to the treacherous waters of the internet to express their vexation. Aye, it be a sight to behold, a band o’ misfits all in a huff, but one thing be clear: the spirit o’ the high seas be alive and kickin’! So, raise a tankard to the band and their loyal crew, for they may have sunk the ship, but they sure know how to stir a ruckus!

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