Arrr! JD Vance’s old shipmates from Yale be plundering their doubloons fer the good folk of Springfield’s Haitian crew!
2024-10-02
Arrr, some landlubber donors be lookin' to patch up the mess the Trump-Vance crew made, spreadin' tall tales ‘bout migrants doin' in the pets! Aye, what a scallywag tale, fit for a parrot’s squawk, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a ruckus on the high seas o' politics! It be said that some generous scallywags, known as donors, be lookin' to mend the hull o' damage caused by the raucous Trump-Vance campaign. Aye, ye heard me right! This be a crew who spun a yarn so wild, even the gulls wouldn’t believe it. They claimed that migrants were causin' harm to our furry shipmates—our pets! Arrr, what a storm that brewed!Now, these donors, with hearts as big as their treasure chests, be hopin' to patch things up and set sail toward calmer waters. They be thinkin' that if they toss a few doubloons in the right direction, perhaps they can calm the squawkin' parakeets and ruffled feathers stirred up by this tall tale. But let me tell ye, it be a mighty challenging tide to turn when yer reputation be as tattered as an old sail!
So, here’s to the brave souls tryin’ to clean up the muck left by the Trump-Vance hullabaloo! May they find fair winds and a steady course as they endeavor to reassure us that our pets be safe from the dangers of made-up tales. Yarrr, politics be a treacherous sea, but we’ll keep our eyes peeled and our hearts light, lest we end up walkin’ the plank of absurdity!