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Arrr! Word be blowin' 'bout a shiny new MacBook, iMac, and mini set to sail in 2024, with an October reveal, aye!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! Rumor be swirling like a stormy sea that Apple’ll be unleashing its newfangled M4 chip-powered Macs ‘fore the year of our Lord 2025! But details be as scarce as a mermaid at a tavern—vague as a foggy morn, they be! Yarrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the treasure chest of Apple, the infamous tech buccaneers! Word be spillin' from the lips of the trusted leaker, Mark Gurman, that the fine galleons known as MacBook Pro, Mac mini, and iMac be settin' sail with new M4 chips before this year runs aground!

Gurman had foretold of a grand reveal in October, but now he be hintin' it may come sooner than a kraken's attack, yet the actual launch might be as elusive as a mermaid's song! Last year, he correctly spied the launch of the M3 Macs at a spooky soirée. The Mac Mini, bless its heart, be long overdue for a revamp since it last got the M2 chip in January 2023.

With the M3 chip givin' the MacBook Pro a mighty boost, the M4 promises even more power and swiftness! Expect the usual suspects—the M4 Pro and M4 Max—to join the fray, though the MacBook Air be takin' its sweet time, still be stuck in the M3 doldrums.

As fer the iMac and Mac Mini, they be preppin' for a hull upgrade with shiny new M4 chips! But alas, the Mac Mini will be sportin' fewer ports than a shipwrecked vessel, much to the dismay of its crew. Keep yer spyglass trained on the horizon for a potential reveal on October 29, me hearties! Arrr!

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