The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, heed me! Blue screens be walkin' the plank, as Microsoft be fixin' yer PC without ye liftin' a finger!

2024-10-02

Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Microsoft's KIR be like a trusty parrot, squawkin' away the troubles o' that scallywag Windows 11 update KB5043145! It smooths out crashes and pesky woes faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be a fine treasure for our techy seas!


Arrr, mateys! Hearken to the tale of the treacherous update dubbed KB5043145 fer the cursed Windows 11! Just this past week, we be learnin’ that this optional update be causin’ a right ruckus among the crew, with reports of vessel restarts and dreaded screens of blue, as if Poseidon himself be shakin’ his trident! But fear not, for the clever scallywags at Microsoft be deployin’ a Known Issue Rollback (KIR) remedy, akin to a trusty cutlass to slice through the troubles!

This magical KIR be workin’ its wizardry automatically through the Windows Update, savin’ ye from the tedium of manual meddlin’. Though it may take a day or so to apply its charms, a swift restart of yer trusty ship—er, PC—might just hasten the process! Alas, the update was meant to usher in shiny new features, but instead, it laid traps fer unwary sailors, causin’ chaos with USB connections and even BitLocker mischief!

Worry not, ye landlubbers! While the seas be rough, no ships have sunk yet, and Microsoft be known to mend their ways. So, hold on tight and consider waitin’ fer the next grand update instead of settlin’ for this optional one, lest ye find yerself in a stormy patch! Yarrrr!

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