The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Hurricane Helene be teachin' the insurance scallywags that no treasure chest be safe from the tempest’s wrath!"

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! Aye, many landlubbers in North Carolina be sailin' without a proper insurance cannon 'gainst floods and landslides, for the way disasters be covered be as jumbled as a ship's hold after a storm! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of woe from the fair shores of North Carolina! Aye, it seems that many a landlubber, who fancied themselves proud homeowners, be findin’ themselves in a right pickle! For when the storm clouds gather and the seas be churnin’, they discover their treasure chests be empty of flood and landslide insurance, the scallywags!

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