Arrr! Colin Kaepernick claims he be sittin' out o' the NFL 'cause they be keepin' him in Davy Jones' locker!
2024-10-02
Arrr, matey! Colin Kaepernick be lamentin’ the sweet game of footy after bein’ cast away fer near eight long years! He swears he’ll keep practicin’ on the high seas of training, hopin’ to set sail back to the gridiron! Aye, the heart of a true buccaneer!
Arrr matey! Colin Kaepernick, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of yore, still be dreamin’ of returnin’ to the grand seas of the NFL! Since he last set sail on January the 1st, 2017, against the Seahawks, he’s been bouncin’ about like a ship in a storm, tryin’ to find a crew to take him aboard.But fear not, for our brave buccaneer has not been sittin’ idle! He be championin’ the cause of social justice with his Know Your Rights Camp, comparin' the NFL Draft to a raucous pirate auction and callin’ for the abolition of the lawmen who keep order on land. He admits, with a heart full of mischief, that he misses the game like a sailor misses the open sea, trainin’ like a true captain in case a ship comes 'round.
“I’ll not look back and wonder if I gave it me all!” he declares, strikin’ a pose with the determination of a true sea captain. He still believes he can lead a crew to the Super Bowl treasure, boastin’ of his past glories with over 12,000 passing yards and a treasure trove of touchdowns. So here’s to Kaepernick, awaitin’ the call to hoist the sails once more and conquer the gridiron seas! Arrr!