The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Watch out, ye scallywags! Fraudulent sea dogs in fancy garb be after yer doubloons! Keep yer treasure safe, matey!

2024-10-02

Arrr! The CISA be shoutin' from the crow’s nest—scallywags be masqueradin' as their officials! Expert Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be warnin’ ye landlubbers to keep yer wits about ye and double-check yer messages, lest ye be swindled by a cunning sea serpent! Avast!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them scallywag scammers, makin' mischief by masqueradin' as government officials! Aye, the crafty blaggards be tryin' to plunder yer doubloons by demandin' ye send coin through the likes of cryptocurrency, gift cards, or even cold hard cash! The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) be soundin' the alarm, warnin' us landlubbers to beware of these treacherous impostors.

These knaves be usin' all manner of trickery, claimin' to represent the likes of the CISA, CIA, and even the FTC. They often target the elderly, pilferin' vast sums from them unsuspectin' souls. CISA warns us that true officials will ne'er ask ye for cash or instruct ye to keep secrets. If ye receive such a call, best ye hang up, note the number, and report it to the authorities.

If ye wish to keep yer treasure safe from these brigands, keep yer wits about ye! Avoid sendin' money to unknown scoundrels, never trust the caller ID, and protect yer personal information from bein' scoured by nefarious baddies. Remember, mateys, the seas be fraught with perils, so stay savvy and guard yer gold! Arrr!

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