The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Biden’s old haunts be a battleground, swarmin’ with swabs o’ purple votes, savvy? A right merry ruckus!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Lackawanna, once a Democratic treasure chest, the scallywags whisper it be more of a purple patch! Folks be shakin’ in their boots, lest they face the wrath of the crew for speakin’ their minds. Aye, this election be a raucous rumble, I tell ye!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of Lackawanna County, where the winds of political change be blowin’ wild! This here patch of land, once a stout fortress for the Democrats, be sportin' shades of purple, aye, like a fine rum mixed with water. The locals, they be sayin’ it ain't all blue like the ocean, but rather a murky hue, hidden beneath a veil o’ fear!

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