The Booty Report

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Arrr! Aye, 70% of 69,000 scallywags be squawkin’ 'bout ragdoll physics that be worse than a barnacle-covered sea rat!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! Some scallywags be havin' a right pickle o' a time when they be clashin' swords with particular foes! Aye, it's as if the sea be givin' 'em a bellyache! Har har!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout them divers on the briny deep! Ye see, some scallywags take to the azure waves like a fish to water, but lo and behold, when they be facin' certain foes, they suddenly turn into landlubbers! Aye, it’s a curious sight to behold.

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