Arrr, matey! MSNBC's guest be sayin' JD Vance ain't the scallywag we've spied in them moving pictures!
2024-10-02
Arrr, the MSNBC scallywag be sayin’ that JD Vance be not the wretched knave he thought he’d see in last night’s ruckus! Har har! Seems even the landlubbers be surprised by the swashbucklin’ words of this here matey! A fine jest on the high seas of politics, I say!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the bold and brash Donny Deutsch, a scallywag who once ruled the airwaves o’ MSNBC! Aye, he be swingin' aboard the "Morning Joe" ship, where he tipped his hat to the vice presidential contender, JD Vance, claimin' he held his own in the debate waters."Aye, he was good, though a bit slicker than a lubber in a greased hammock!" Deutsch declared, spoutin' that Vance wasn’t the lowly scoundrel we’ve seen before. The debate, he claimed, was as thrilling as a calm sea, until the talk turned to the cursed 2020 election and Trump’s stubbornness to concede. "If ye can't admit defeat, matey, that be disqualifying!" he bellowed, as he pondered if the public craved a raucous pirate brawl or a fair contest.
Deutsch felt the debate lacked the chaos of a high-seas battle, suggestin' folks might miss the wild antics of ol' Trump. Despite his jests, he warned that Vance’s fine showin’ might ruffle Trump’s feathers, suggestin' that the former captain o’ the GOP might be feelin’ the heat! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for the winds o' politics be ever changin’!