"Blimey! Scallywag who lit up the Grand Canyon cabin be off to the brig for 20 moons, savvy?"
2024-10-02
Arrr! A lad of 21 be nabbed in May, soon after he lit a fiery blaze at his ex's lodgin' in the park. The scallywags of authority be sayin' so! What a bumblin' bilge rat, settin' fire to love lost!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale fit fer the scallywags of the high seas! Once upon a time, in the fair month of May, a sprightly lad of but 21 summers found himself in a spot o' bother. This young swab, in a fit o' misguided passion, decided to turn his former lass's quarters into a bonfire—aye, ye heard me right! He set her abode ablaze right in the midst o' the park, as if it were a treasure chest bein' plundered!The authorities, quick as a jackrabbit, caught wind of his fiery mischief and swooped in like seagulls on a fish feast. The lad, perhaps thinkin' he be some kind o' pirate captain, learned the hard way that burnin' bridges—or in this case, houses—only leads to a deep dive into the brig! Aye, he thought he was stirrin' up some grand adventure, but instead, he found himself with a pair of shackles and a ticket to the slammer!