"Arrr! Microsoft be callin' back the scallywags of Windows Insiders, unleashin' new AI treasures in their latest Windows 11! Yarrr!"
2024-10-02
Arrr, me hearties! Be the scallywags keen to hoist the sails of Microsoft’s grand AI dream for Windows, or shall they scorn it like a moldy biscuit? Only time will tell if they’ll join the crew or mutiny ‘gainst the captain’s cunning plan! ⚓️😄
Aye, matey! Gather ye round for a tale of Microsoft, the scallywags makin' waves with their enchanted contraptions! They've just hoisted the sails on a grand announcement fer their Copilot+ PCs and Windows 11, hopin' to charm landlubbers with the wonders of AI. Aye, they be lookin' to make findin' yer files as easy as plunderin' a treasure chest, all without ye havin' to remember their names! Just describe what ye seek, and let the magic of technology do the rest!These fancy ships, or rather PCs, be crafted by the likes of Acer and Dell, teemin' with processors from Intel and AMD. With a sprinkle of AI, they'll be testin' their features with their trusty Windows Insider crew before settin' sail to the masses!
Now, one feature, dubbed 'Recall,' be stirrin' up the pot with fears of security, takin' snapshots of yer device activity to help ye find lost booty—err, I mean files! But fret not, ye'll need Windows Hello to keep yer secrets safe!
Other shinies include ‘Click to do’ fer suggestin' ways to finish yer tasks, and improvements to the Paint app that'll have ye creatin' images faster than a cannonball! With all these updates, Microsoft be hopin' ye’ll embrace their new era of Windows, for better or fer worse! So, hoist yer flags, and let’s see if this voyage be smooth sailing or a stormy sea!