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Arrr, a hullabaloo o' landlubber scallywags nabbed in LA fer thinkin' they're better than others!

2024-10-02

Arrr! A band o' 68 scallywags, all tied up with the White supremacist lot, were caught in Los Angeles, says the federal sea dogs! Over 40 of these Peckerwood knaves found themselves in irons in one grand takedown, makin’ history like a crew o' bumblin' buccaneers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of justice! On a fine Wednesday mornin’, the good folks o' Los Angeles did launch a grand raid, ensnaring a motley crew of 68 scallywags suspected o’ bein’ part of the Peckerwoods Gang—ye know, them landlubbers with a penchant fer white supremacy.

’Twas an operation so grand, it be likened to catchin’ a shipload of unruly pirates! More than 40 o' these knaves found themselves in the brig, arrested for their dastardly deeds. The U.S. Attorney, a stout-hearted chap named Martin Estrada, proclaimed this to be one o’ the mightiest takedowns in the annals o’ the Department of Justice against a band o' Neo-Nazi scallywags. Aye, it be a fine day fer justice, as the authorities swung their swords o’ law against these vile extremists.

So raise a mug of grog, me mates! Let this be a warning to all who dare to sail the dark waters of hate! The winds o’ justice be blowin’, and they won't be settlin’ fer naught but treasure and peace on the high seas! Yarrr!

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