The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Doug Emhoff be said to have slapped his old flame, claimeth his mateys, arrr! What a scallywag!"

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' that the Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, gave his lass a whack so fierce she twirled like a ship in a storm! After a night of revelry at Cannes, she be cryin’ to her mates, spillin’ the tale. No names be mentioned, lest we draw the Kraken’s ire!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale most peculiar ‘bout the Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, who be the swain o’ Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, it seems this ol' sea dog be caught in a tempest of trouble, yarr!

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