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Arrr, Vance be spinnin' yarns 'bout Trump’s sailin' on ObamaCare, claimin' he be the swashbuckler who saved the treasure!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! That scallywag Vance be spoutin' tall tales, sayin' Trump be the hero of Obamacare! He claims the ol' sea dog “saved” it while he was at the helm. A fine jest, if ye ask me! A shipwrecked plan be still adrift, thanks to the Trumpster’s crafty mischief!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Sen. JD Vance, a right curious fellow from the fair state of Ohio. This scallywag, in a recent debate, be claimin' that the great captain, former President Trump, did rescue the Affordable Care Act from the depths of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, ye heard me right! With a flourish, he proclaimed that ol’ Trumpy actually be the one who be givin’ life to that rickety ship called Obamacare, which, by all accounts, be sinkin' faster than a leaky vessel!

Now, Vance, bless his soul, thinks he can twist the winds of history to make it seem like Trump be the savior of this here health care law. He went on about how ol’ Donald implemented some regulations that somehow turned the tide—like a good captain fixin’ a sail just in time to avoid a storm! But the truth be as clear as the Caribbean waters, me mateys; it’s all a jolly good tale meant to bamboozle the crew! So, let us hoist our tankards to the absurdity of it all, as these landlubbers try to rewrite the tales of yore! Avast, me hearties, the seas of politics be as treacherous as ever!

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