Arrr, Walz be spillin’ the beans ‘bout that blunder o’ the VP debate with Vance and his matey shooters!
2024-10-02
Arrr, matey! Sen. JD Vance o' Ohio and Gov. Tim Walz o' Minnesota be throwin' jests like cannonballs on Wednesday, chattin' ‘bout the vice presidential squabble from the night before, while plundering through Pennsylvania and Michigan! A right jolly spectacle, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer the tale of a raucous debate twixt two landlubbers, Republican Sen. JD Vance of Ohio and Democratic Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota, who be sailin’ the stormy seas of politics! Right after they parleyed in the Big Apple, they set forth on their campaigns, makin’ port in battleground states like Pennsylvania. Walz, lookin’ more frazzled than a seagull in a storm, muttered, “That New York City be a bit bonkers!”The word on the street be that Vance held his ground like a sturdy ship, but Walz made a splash with a howler about bein’ pals with school shooters—aye, a blunder fit to be a shanty! He later clarified, sayin’ he meant to share sorrow with victims, but the gaffe had spread like a wild fire on the high seas.
Meanwhile, Vance, who be dodgin’ questions like a true pirate, focused on the battlegrounds ahead while Walz plundered for votes in Trump territory, rallyin’ the crew in York. With all the hullabaloo, the next battle be comin’ fast, and the treasure of the election be up for grabs! So batten down the hatches, me mateys, for the pirate ships of politics be settin’ sail into tumultuous waters!