Arrr! Princess Beatrice be spillin' the beans ‘bout her bun in the oven, makin’ the palace trip over its own boots!
2024-10-02
Arrr, me hearties! This week, Buckingham Palace be havin' a rare blunder, spillin' the beans 'bout Princess Beatrice's second bun in the oven on the wide, wild seas of social media! Aye, they be toppin' the treasure chest o’ gaffes, savvy?
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a royal blunder that be fit for a jolly good laugh! On a breezy Tuesday, Buckingham Palace, in their grand announcement, be missin' a letter in the name of Princess Beatrice! Instead of "Her Royal Highness," they boldly proclaimed "Her Royal Highess!" Can ye believe it, mateys? A simple slip of the pen that had the crew of social media chortlin' with glee!The original missive announced that Princess Beatrice and her mate Edoardo be expectin' another little scallywag to join the ranks of their crew, Wolfie and Sienna. “Highess?” one sea dog quipped, “Do they not read before they post?” Aye, the jesters of the realm surely ain’t perfect!
But amidst the mirth, there be troubles in the princess's waters, as her dear mother battles the foul beast known as cancer. Yet, the Duchess of York, proud as a peacock, took to her ship’s log, Instagram, to express her joy over the new addition to the family.
So, while the royal waves may be rocky, there be no lack of love in this blooming family. Aye, may the winds be ever in their favor as they sail into new adventures!