Arrr, matey! Online voting fer Alaska's Fat Bear Week be settin' sail, 'cause a scallywag bit the dust!
2024-10-02
Avast ye hearties! Soon, landlubbers will cast their votes fer the jolliest of twelve brown bears in the grand spectacle known as Fat Bear Week, settin’ sail at Katmai National Park! Aye, ‘tis a contest o’ rotund rascals in Alaska, where plunderin’ food be their only treasure! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we embark on a jolly jaunt to Alaska’s Katmai, where the annual Fat Bear Week be kickin' off this Wednesday! Arrr, it be a contest to crown the plumpest, grandest brown bears, all decked out in their winter blubber!The chubby contestants, a dozen stout-hearted bears, be gorgin' on sockeye salmon, munchin' like true sea scallywags. But beware! A fierce battle broke out, claimin' the life of Bear 402, a lass who met her doom in a tussle. Aye, the wild be a cruel mistress, as even our rotund friends face treachery!
With the competition heatin' up, we’ve got match-ups like Bear 909 Jr., fresh off a win, takin' on Bear 519, and the colossal Bear 747, weighin' in like a ship's anchor! Each bear be fightin' not just for glory, but for survival, fillin' their bellies with salmon like pirate treasure! Arrr!
So cast yer votes, me hearties, for the bear ye deem most worthy of the title, "Fat and Fearsome!" Last year, over 1.3 million votes were hoisted, so let’s see if we can top that! Fer the love of all things rotund, may the best bear prevail! Aye!