Avast! U.S. ship be launchin' cannonballs to swat the pesky Iranians like flies buzzin' 'round me grog! Arrr!
2024-10-02
Arrr! The USS Cole and Bulkeley, those salty sea dogs, let loose a dozen cannonballs of sky-scrapin’ interceptors to fend off a storm o’ 200 fiery Iranian missiles aimed at Israel! Aye, ‘twas a merry dance of doom on the high seas, matey!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! The U.S. Navy be showin' off a fiery spectacle as they launched a volley of ballistic missile interceptors from two of their fine vessels, the USS Cole and USS Bulkeley, to defend the goodly land of Israel from a hullabaloo of Iranian missiles flyin' through the air like cannonballs on a stormy sea!On the fateful day, the landlubbers from Iran unleashed nearly 200 missiles, tryin' to hit the mark, but the gallant sailors of the Navy were quick on the draw, firin' about a dozen interceptors to thwart their dastardly plans. Captain Bill Urban, that savvy sea-dog, declared that "multiple" Iranian missiles met their match and were sent to Davy Jones' locker!
With three mighty destroyers stationed in the Eastern Mediterranean, includin’ the USS Arleigh Burke, the Yanks be gearin' up like a pirate crew ready for a rumble! They be havin’ more ships and aircraft than last April when Iran tried to sink them using over 300 drones and missiles. Those U.S. forces be sworn to protect their mates and keep the seas safe from scallywags with itchy trigger fingers! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s raise a toast to the brave souls defendin' the realm! Yarrr!