Arrr, Biden be settin' sail fer Florida and Georgia, followin' Helene's swashbucklin' mess, ye scallywags!
2024-10-03
Arrr, the captain o’ the land be settin’ sail for a Thursday jaunt, just after he parleyed with the poor souls in the Carolinas, givin’ ‘em a hearty promise that the king’s treasure chest be ready to aid their storm-battered ships! Avast, matey, hope be afloat!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round and lend me yer ears! Our mighty captain of the land, the president himself, be settin’ sail for a grand visit this Thursday. But lo! He ain't just headin' out fer a jolly good time; nay, ‘tis a mission of mercy ye see!