The Booty Report

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Arrr! Liz Cheney be settin' sail with Harris at the G.O.P.'s old haunt—who be shiverin' their timbers now?

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! Ms. Cheney, the boldest Republican lass to hoist the flag for the Democratic captain, be settin’ sail to Ripon, Wis. There, in the year of our Lord 1854, a merry crew hatched the party’s grand scheme. Avast, what a twist of fate!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! Ms. Cheney, a fierce lass of the Republican realm, has hoisted the Jolly Roger o' the Democratic fleet! Aye, she’s crossed the briny deep to stand alongside the enemy’s captain in the fair port o' Ripon, Wisconsin. This be no ordinary gathering, mind ye! It’s a historic spot, where raucous meetings in the year of our Lord 1854 sparked the birth of the Grand Old Party!

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