Arrr, Lamar be sayin’ to ye landlubbers bettin’ gold, “Naught be botherin’ us, we sail our own course!”
2024-10-03
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Lamar Jackson be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, sayin’ it ain't the treasure o' stats he be after, but the grand booty o’ victories! So, ye scallywags bettin’ yer doubloons, heed this: it be wins he craves, not mere numbers! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the great Lamar Jackson, the doughty captain of the Baltimore Ravens crew! Wit' a hearty win over the scallywags of Buffalo, he be settin' the record straight on those landlubber fans complainin' 'bout their lost doubloons from wagers! 'Twas a fine night, indeed, with Jackson throwin' for 156 yards while the mighty Derrick Henry plundered 199 yards on the ground, helpin' the Ravens to a resoundin' 35-10 victory.But lo! Some fans be grumblin', wantin' more flashy stats instead o' a solid win. Jackson, in his captain's log on the X seas, declared, "This be a ‘TEAM’ sport, ye landlubbers! I care not fer 300 yards if it ends in defeat! Aye, a win be worth more than gold!" He warned 'em to cease their whinin' 'bout their FanDuel troubles, for he and his crew be on a mission to win, not placate ye gamblers!
With the tides turnin’ in their favor, the Ravens be sailin’ full speed ahead, gearin' up for a tussle with the Bengals! So hoist yer flags high, mates, for victory be their true treasure!