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Arrr, Drew McIntyre be sayin' Batista's Hall o' Fame spot be as overdue as a three-legged sea turtle!

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! Drew McIntyre be sayin’ to Fox News, “’Tis high tide fer Dave Bautista to claim his treasure in the Hall of Fame, but let the ol' sea dog chart his own course! Aye, no rush on the sails!”

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of one mighty sea-dog, Dave Bautista, famed in the seven seas of Hollywood as Drax the Destroyer in them Marvel moving pictures. But before he set sail with the Guardians, he be known for battlin' foes in the WWE ring, where he gave many a scallywag a proper thrashin’!

Our good captain, Bautista, started as the trusty bodyguard to D-Von Dudley, then joined forces with the fearsome crew known as Evolution, led by the cunning Paul "Triple H" Levesque. With a band o' legends like Ric Flair and Randy Orton, they terrorized the high seas of wrestling! Bautista conquered the title four times, claimin' the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, before settlin' in the grand stage of Hollywood.

Now, Drew McIntyre, another brave soul in "The Killer's Game," be shoutin' from the crow's nest that it’s high time Bautista be honored in the WWE Hall of Fame! But the pirate's got to be ready to accept his treasure, fer he be a humble lad at heart.

Bautista claimed he was meant to join the Hall o' Fame in 2023, but alas, the stars didn’t align. As fer his final duel, he faced Levesque in a no-holds-barred clash at WrestleMania 35, leavin' the ring like a true buccaneer! Arrr, the legend lives on!

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