Arrr! A scallywag judge be stoppin' California's deepfake ban, like a parrot squawkin' in a tavern!
2024-10-03
Arrr! A federal judge be sayin’ that Californy’s law against them trickster ads be walkin’ the plank o’ free speech! Signed by that scallywag, Gov. Newsom, it sprung from some crafty videos by a conservative rogue and the infamous Musk. A fine mess, indeed, me hearties!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale from the land of California, where the winds of freedom be blowin’ against the law! A judge of the federal seas, on a fine Wednesday, laid down the gavel, proclaimin’ that a newfangled law ag’in “deepfake” political ads be trippin’ over the sacred treasure of free expression! Aye, it seems the good Governor Gavin Newsom be tryin’ to shackle the speech of the masses on the 17th of September, all in a hullabaloo over a trickster video made by a conservative sea dog, with naught but a twinkle from that ol’ billionaire, Elon Musk, spurrin’ the ruckus!This here law sought to toss the anchor on mischievous videos impersonatin’ candidates and spoutin’ words they never uttered! But lo and behold, the judge be sayin’, “Not on me watch!” He ruled that the law be as leaky as a pirate ship in a storm, compromisin’ the rights of the good folk to speak their minds! So, with a hearty laugh and a swig of grog, the tale continues in the wild ocean of politics, where the winds of free speech still dare to sail!”