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Arrr, Canada be readyin' their mighty flying ships to whisk away landlubbers from Lebanon if the storm be brewin'!

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! The king's crew be readyin' the flying ships to whisk away our fellow Canucks from the stormy seas of Lebanon, if the ruckus escalates! Ol' Bill Blair be sayin' they be sailin' smooth for now, but keep yer eyes peeled, for chaos be brewin'! Yarrr!

Arrr, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Canadian galleons on the high seas of diplomacy! The feds be makin' ready to hoist the sails o' military might, with their mighty flying contraptions, if them scallywags in Lebanon stir up a storm worse than a tempest! Our gallant Defence Minister Bill Blair be takin' the helm, proclaimin' that if things be goin' south in that besieged land, the Canadians shall be whisked away like treasure from a sinking ship.

Now, just a day after those rascally Iranians sent fiery missiles flyin’ toward Israel, ol' Blair be sittin' in the captain's chair, lettin' the world know that Canada be keepin' a steady course! They be handlein' the number of souls wishin' to escape Lebanon with the skill of a seasoned buccaneer, usin' seats on commercial craft as their trusty vessel.

But hold fast, mateys! Should the winds of misfortune blow stronger, ye can bet yer doubloons that Canada will unleash their flying beasts from the sky, rescuin' the good folk of Canada from the clutches of chaos. So, keep yer spyglass trained, for the tides be changin' and ye never know when a pirate ship may come to the rescue!

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