The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Dragon Quest 3 scallywag’s blabber 'bout censorship be twisted like a sailor’s knot, far from the truth, matey!

2024-10-03

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the jests in yonder viral tale be "sliced from the whole" like a sailor's ham! Aye, 'tis a right merry mix-up, fit to make a parrot cackle and a sea dog blush! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a viral clip that be causin’ quite the tempest in a teacup! Aye, it seems there be some mighty fine words spoken that be thinkin’ they be taken out o’ context, like a fish trying to swim in the dry docks. Aye, the scallywags be claimin’ their grand oratory be twisted like a pretzel, and they be wantin' the world to know they didn't mean to sound like a landlubber in a tavern brawl!

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