"Yarr! Texas swab nabbed fer tryin' to rob and threaten to make a lass fingerless! What a scallywag!"
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Dallas fleet be haul’n in a rogue for plunderin' a fair lass o' Texas! He made off with more doubloons than a treasure chest holds—over $75,000! Aye, the law be catchin' him quicker than a seagull on a spilled rum!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! In the fair land of Dallas, a scallywag named Manuel Hernandez-Hernandez, a swabbin’ 28 years, found himself in the clink after a dastardly deed. The nefarious knave and his three foul mates allegedly ambushed a lass, forced her to the ground, and tied her up tighter than a ship's rigging!With a threat to snip her fingers like they were ship’s sails, these landlubbers made off with a treasure trove worth over $75,000—gold doubloons, a fancy Gucci purse, and even the lady’s phone! Arrr, talk about a haul fit for a captain! They left her shackled with her own garments and instructed her to wait like a good landlubber before makin’ her escape.
But lo! The fair lady, with a heart bold as a lion, managed to flee to a neighbor’s abode and summon the law! The constables went to work, and with the help of some crafty detective work, found fingerprints and video of the rascals. Nay, there be no proof they’re part of the Tren de Aragua gang, but the investigation be as ongoing as a sailor’s yarn!
So, keep a weather eye, me mateys, for the seas of crime be ever perilous, and this tale be far from over!