"Arrr! Charlamagne Tha God be singin’ praises fer Trump’s wild ad ‘bout fixin' up landlubber sex changes! Blimey, that be bonkers!"
2024-10-03
Arrr, me hearties! Charlamage Tha God, that clever scallywag of the wireless waves, be sayin' Trump’s campaign jingle be a right treasure! It shines a spotlight on Kamala’s fondness for plunderin’ the coffers for surgeries fer them inmates lookin’ to swap their riggin’! Aye, what a comical hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the tempestuous seas of politics! Our jolly radio host, Charlamagne Tha God, be applaud'n the cunning ways of that scallywag Trump, who spun a yarn about the fair Vice President Kamala Harris supportin’ taxpayer gold for fancy surgeries fer those locked up and even fer the illegal scallywags! Aye, he ran an ad during the footy games, claimin’ she be all aboard the ship of funding gender transitions fer prisoners and migrants! A right ruckus ensued, with Charlamagne laughin’ and callin’ it “nuts.”In this here ad, the narrator shouted like a cannon blast, “Kamala supports taxpayer-funded sex changes fer prisoners!” Even the liberal sea dogs were taken aback! It’s a riotous affair, I tell ye. With Harris claimin’ that every transgender inmate in the dungeon could get a surgery, me hearties were left scratchin’ their heads. “I don’t want me treasure bein’ spent on that,” Charlamagne quipped, suggestin’ Harris throw her own ads into the fray. Aye, the political seas be murky, but the humor be as bright as the treasure glintin’ under the sun! So hoist yer flags and let the debates commence! Arrr!