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Arrr! A blasted bomb from the last great squall blew a hole in the taxiway, makin' travelers dance like scallywags!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! A cursed contraption from the Great War, hidin' beneath a Japanese runway, blew its top on Wednesday! It left a hole big enough to swallow a ship and sent a fleet of flights to Davy Jones' locker! Talk about a bumpy ride, eh? Ha-ha!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a ruckus at Miyazaki Airport in the fair lands of Japan, when an ancient bomb from the great war of the world blew its top on a busy taxiway, causin’ chaos and a fair number of flight cancellations. No ships in the sky were harmed, thank the sea gods, as the 500-pound beast let loose its fury, sendin’ asphalt flyin’ higher than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!

This here airport, built in the year of our Lord, 1943, once served as a launch pad for brave kamikaze pilots, though I reckon they’d be surprised to see their old haunt now hostin' a bomb blast instead of daredevil dives! Aye, ’twas a spectacle, with videos showin’ the explosion creatin’ a crater big enough to hide a chest of treasure—20 feet wide and a good 3 feet deep!

Alas, over 80 flights were grounded, and the folks at the airport be hopin’ to set sail again come mornin’. Yet beware, for the ghosts of the past linger on—many a bomb still sleeps beneath the soil of Japan, just waitin’ for a chance to stir up some mischief. Yarrr, ain’t that a tale to make a pirate chuckle!

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