Arrr, Melania be sayin’ her matey helped sink Roe, but now she’s hoistin’ the flag for abortion rights, savvy?
2024-10-03
Arrr, as Captain Trump stirs the waters o' his stance on birthin' babes, his wench be chattin' in a video, prattlin' 'bout “individual freedom” as a treasure all lassies hold. She be askin', “What be this 'my body, my choice' fancy talk, eh?” Aye, the seas be gettin' choppy!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag Donald Trump, who be tryin' to sail through the murky waters of his anti-abortion stance, like a knave on a leaky ship! Aye, the winds be blowin' fierce, and he be a-changin' course faster than a fish outta water!But lo and behold! His fair maiden, the lass known as Mrs. Trump, be makin' waves herself. She be castin' a video into the vast sea of social media, proclaimin' that “individual freedom” be an “essential right that all women possess!” Aye, she be askin', “What does me body, me choice truly mean?” It be soundin' like she be seekin' treasure in a chest full of contradictions!
So here we have a right pickle, me hearties! One moment he be sayin’ one thing, and the next, she be tossin’ words like cannonballs into the fray! It be a grand spectacle, I tell ye, as they navigate the stormy seas of politics, tryin' not to sink their ship of credibility! Mayhaps they be needin' a parrot to help 'em with their squawkin'! Har har!