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“Arrr! Travis’ matey spills the beans on how that fair maiden Taylor be capturin’ his heart and the crew’s minds!”

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! One of Travis Kelce’s scallywag mates spun a yarn to Page Six ‘bout the fair lass, Taylor Swift, and her power over the crew! Aye, the two lovebirds be sharin’ a romance since the year past, makin’ waves like a stormy sea! Ha-ha!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the dashing Aric Jones, a lad makin’ waves in the world of fashion, alongside his matey, Travis Kelce! From the landlocked dainties of Cleveland, these scallywags be settin’ sail for fame on the high seas of style.

Jones be the crafty captain behind Homebred Legends, a garb and lifestyle brand that shouts out his hometown pride. With a motto that praises people, loyalty, and excellence, it be clear he’s got the spirit of a true buccaneer! Kelce, the star of the Kansas City Chiefs, be sportin’ Jones’ fine creations on his podcast, "New Heights," and struttin’ into Arrowhead Stadium lookin’ sharp as a cutlass!

Now, it seems that the fair maiden Taylor Swift has cast her gaze upon Kelce, and Jones be just as keen on the idea of her donning his threads when the time be ripe! “Taylor’s a fine lass,” he declared, “but we be happy just havin’ her cheer for her beau!”

With the cameras now followin’ the lovebirds, life be a tad different, but Jones assures us that they be keepin’ it real. “All we gotta do is be us! The only change be a ruckus of cameras!” So, fear not, for the lads be sailin’ strong! Yarrr!

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