Arrr, Colorado's Shedeur be havin' a jolly awkward chat with an ex-NFL matey: "Ye be up to some strange booty!"
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! Young Shedeur Sanders, the fabled arm o’ the Colorado Buffaloes, found himself in a right pickle with the legendary Cam Newton! The whole affair be captured on film, makin’ it a jolly good laugh fer all us sea dogs! What a merry mishap, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Colorado Buffaloes and their gallant quarterback, Shedeur Sanders! This lad be leadin’ the mighty crew to a 4-1 start on the season, pillagin’ two wins from the Big 12 seas. With a cannon for an arm, he’s racked up a treasure trove of 14 touchdown passes and thrown the pigskin for over 1,630 yards—aye, that be a fine haul indeed!But what be this? The NFL scallywags be eyein’ our young captain with great interest! Former gridiron star Cam Newton spotted the lad at a game, but their meetin’ turned awkward as Sanders shot him a cheeky remark, sayin', "Ye be on that weird s---, bro." Aye, he didn’t hold back, did he? The young sir let it be known they’d chat when the eyes of the world be not so keenly watchin’!
Later, Sanders cleared the air, claimin’ he just be sayin' howdy, though he didn’t quite fancy some words Newton had tossed about earlier. “Me heart be tellin’ me how to forgive,” he declared, seekin’ wisdom from the likes of Newton, a once-mighty MVP. So, as the Buffaloes prepare to plunder more victories, we shall see if they can seize their fifth win against the Kansas State crew. Anchors aweigh!