Arrr! Jets' Allen Lazard be defendin' his cannon-like jig, reckonin' he’ll be payin’ the NFL's gold—'tis a pirate's fate!
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! Allen Lazard, that scallywag of the New York Jets, be awaitin’ a fine from the NFL fer his cannon-like jig that cost ‘em dearly in that skirmish against Denver. Seems celebratin’ like a buccaneer ain't be free, after all! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of Allen Lazard, a wide receiver for the scallywag New York Jets. This buccaneer, after snaggin' a 12-yard pass from the legendary Aaron Rodgers, decided to celebrate with a flourish that resembled a gun, causin' quite the uproar on the field and earnin' himself a 15-yard penalty! Aye, the NFL be not takin' kindly to such antics, and Lazard be ready to fight the fine that be comin' his way like a ship in full sail!"I be the victim of this scallywag situation!" he bellowed, lamentin' the lack of clarity from the league. He claims it be a silly mess, much like a pirate's lost treasure. In his defense, he argues that how can a matey be fined for a gesture if he never received a proper warning, eh? It be akin to tellin’ a sailor he can't drink rum after the ship's already sailed!
With other swabs like Drake London and Malik Nabers already feelin' the sting of the league's wrath for similar offenses, Lazard be hopin' for a fair wind in his favor. So, raise yer tankards for this jestin' pirate, for he sails the stormy seas of NFL penalties with a grin and a hearty laugh! Arrr!