Avast! JD Vance be spouting truths 'bout botched belly troubles and holy sisters! Aye, he be right, me hearties!
2024-10-03
ARRR, matey! JD Vance be shoutin' that Walz be lettin' docs off the hook to save wee babes from failed abortions, and that Kamala be after them holy nuns! But blow me down, 'tis TRUE! Walz did swap rules, makin' care broader, like a pirate's waistline after a feast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of politics! A scallywag named JD Vance be claimin' that Walz, that crafty sea captain of a governor, put his name to a nefarious scroll. This here scroll be said to allow them quack doctors to turn their backs on wee babes who be clinging to life after a botched abortion, aye! 'Tis a tale that raises the sails of controversy, for no good pirate would abandon a shipwrecked matey, let alone a wee babe!But hold yer grog, for the tale don’t end there! Vance also be shoutin' that Kamala Harris, the fierce lady of the realm, be supportin' a lawsuit against good-hearted Catholic nuns, seekin' to make 'em betray their sacred conscience! Argh, what a mutiny 'tis! Yet, upon closer inspection, it be true as treasure buried in the sands! Walz indeed signed a bill in the year of our Lord 2023, lettin' that dastardly requirement to “preserve life and health” slip away like a ghost ship in the fog, replacin' it with a murky mandate for “care.”