Nay, matey! Biden be not sayin’ he’s done sendin’ gold to the poor souls of Hurricane Helene! Arrr!
2024-10-03
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Biden be claimin’ no more booty fer the Hurricane Helene scallywags! In a jolly clip, he be spoutin’ that they’ve plundered the treasure chest dry. When asked for more doubloons, he be sayin', “Nay, we’ve given 'em all we got!” Aye, it be a fine pickle!
Avast ye landlubbers and scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Aye, on the last day of September, in a grand spectacle fit for a captain, the mighty President Biden, in a grand show of bravado, declared to a band of reporters regarding the misfortune of Hurricane Helene's victims, "We've given them all, everything we have!" Aye, that be what he proclaimed!As the winds howled and the waves crashed, a curious reporter dared to ask if there be any more treasure in the government’s chest to aid those poor souls stricken by the storm. But lo and behold! The fearless Biden replied, "No, we've..." leaving the crowd in a frenzy of bewilderment, as if they spotted a ghost ship on the horizon!
So, here be the crux of the matter! Our fearless leader, it seems, has emptied the coffers, leaving naught but echoes of aid. So, raise a tankard and toast to the weathered souls of Hurricane Helene! May they find solace and treasure elsewhere, for it appears the government’s bounty hath run dry! Arrr, what a merry mess this be!