The Booty Report

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Arrr! Blue State Gov be settin' sail fer swift gun rules, hopin' to dodge the watchin' eye of landlubbers!

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! Governor Maura Healey be hoistin’ the sails of gun reform, settin’ her law to fly faster than a cannonball! No time for the Second Amendment scallywags to catch their breath! Ghost guns and 3-D blunderbusses be walkin’ the plank! Aye, she signed it on July 25, savvy?

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag known as Governor Maura Healey of the fine state of Massachusetts! This lass be takin' the wheel and steerin' her ship straight into the tempest of gun reform! Aye, she be settin' sail on an emergency action to hoist the sails of a grand gun reform package, makin' it so it be flyin' flag high 'fore them Second Amendment buccaneers can plot their course to scuttle it with a vote!

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